A daily routine scientifically engineered by men who have never experienced a restful morning. Follow it exactly and you too can achieve peak irrelevance.
Do not adjust the schedule. The schedule adjusts you.
Wake up precisely one minute before 3:48. Why? Exactly. Sleep is a subscription and you have cancelled it.
Submerge yourself in water of unspecified coldness for a duration between 1 second and forever. Screaming is optional but encouraged.
Consume 12 raw eggs. If you feel ill, that is weakness leaving the body. If you feel fine, consume 12 more to be safe.
Two hours of uninterrupted eye contact with drywall. This is where the ideas come. They do not come. Keep staring.
Work on your side hustle. You have 14 side hustles. All 14 are this website. You did not choose this. The grind chose you.
Journal three things you are grateful for, then cross them out because gratitude is a bluepill coping mechanism.
The protocol never ends. The protocol has no exit condition. We forgot to write one. It's a feature.
Slide the sliders. Receive a number. The number is the truth. The number is also vibes.
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